Death Panels Don't Exist

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Recorded 3rd July 2013 - 7th August 2013
Homage to the late and great Death Panels (thedeathpanels.bandcamp.com)

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released August 15, 2013

Tracks 1, 2, 4, 7, 8 & 10 written & recorded by Callum Thomson
Tracks 3, 5, 6, 9, 11 & 13 written & recorded by Shane Arsenault
Track 1 contains samples from "Beware" by the Death Grips
Track 12 written by They Might Be Giants and recorded by Shane Arsenault
Track 14 written by Zach Galland and recorded by Shane Arsenault & Callum Thomson
Album Artwork is by Shane Arsenault, elements are used from blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/barack-obama-laughs-square.jpg

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Strange bedroom rock since 2011

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Track Name: whoomit - Jesus Is A Nerd
666 slashed on my wrist
P-U-N-X tattooed on my dick
Inverted cross burned on my chest
Anarchy signs on my battle vest

I worship Satan
Heavy metal's my friend
I can't wait to be dead

Black flag painted on my hearse
Full of empty bottles of Black Grouse
Goat blood stained interior
With a pentagram for a steering wheel

Brass knuckles hang from my chain
And I eat nothin' but zombie brain
The face of satan in my soup
No wait, I mean zombie brain

I worship Satan
Heavy metal's my friend
I can't wait to be dead

I worship Satan
Heavy metal's my friend
Jesus is a nerd
Track Name: Shane Arsenault - Coincidence
I might as well say
that she's got it made
living in a new house
all the way in the ghetto

and she'll never be famous
even if she changes her face
and according to her Five Guys
she'll never cfhsjkdfhsgu

My sister is a sociopath

Facebook Generation
is her masturbation
and even if she ever gets caught
we all know it's her baby's fault
Track Name: whoomit - I Think I've Turned (Into A Nerd)
I've got a sinus problem
I can't breathe too well
I sound all nasally
and I can't smell

I don't go outside
Can't make any friends
I just stay inside
and play with my pets

I think I've turned into a nerd
I think I've turned into a nerd
I think I've turned into a nerd
I think I've turned into a nerd

I even took up bass
I even took up bass

Loratadine does nothing
Cetirizine does nothing
Benylin does nothing
Piriton does nothing

I don't go outside
Can't make any friends
I just stay inside
and play with my pets

I think I've turned into a nerd
I think I've turned into a nerd
I think I've turned into a nerd
I think I've turned into a nerd

I even put on weight
Track Name: Shane Arsenault - My Life In One Minute Or So
I feel like I’m being forced to write things down
But I certainly don’t feel like I can
Is sitting out on life allowed?
Because I’m just another grain of sand.

I feel like it takes me too long to do things
And that I never put my 100% into any piece
Is it because I’m my own worst enemy?
I like to think I make friends

I feel like you’re just like me too
But you seem so far above me
Is it okay if I don’t talk to you?
Because it’s hard to talk to inanimate objects
Track Name: whoomit - Do Do Do
That's right, I keyed your car today
and I let all the air in your tyres away
and I shat in your exhaust pipe
Well it's not a smidgen less than you deserve
After that time you called me a dirty word
Poor boy, can't believe you had the nerve.

Well now I bet you wish you'd (kept your thoughts to yourself)
Reserved yourself and never (said a single fucking word)
Think yourself lucky that I never kicked you out of the country

Lie awake in your bed for hours on end
Wondering when I stopped calling you a friend
Well I'm afraid it's too late to mend

So if you see me any day after today
Do yourself a favour, stay right out of my way
Or I'm going to have to kick you off the Alamo!
Track Name: whoomit - Roid Rage
I've been to the grave and back
Think I'm a zombie now
With an axe stuck in my back
Why are all these people staring at me?
It's really starting to make me angry

I'm getting angry now
I'm getting angry now
I'm getting angry now

Just when all seems to have turned out right
You're in for a big surprise
When my buttons pop and my trousers change
To shorts and i have yellow eyes

I'm getting bigger now
I'm getting bigger now
I'm getting bigger now

Sure my nose might be big
But the thing is, you see
The thing is, mine's on steroids
What's your excuse?

I'm on steroids now
I'm on steroids now
I'm on steroids now
Track Name: Shane Arsenault - Adventures of the Sardine Lurker
There are two kinds of dudes in this world
One likes girls in makeup which is a bandaid
And the other likes girls in a tshirt and jeans
Girls say
I want a guy who takes me as I am
But they go for swagfag mcgee anyway
They only like facemasks and pushup bras

To a guy, losing your virginity is like trying to find Platform 9 3/4. Ever says there's an openning, but you can't see it, so you just close your eyes and run at it.

I finally understand the friend zone
You are a person they aren’t ready for
Or they don’t see themselves with you
You are either a video gamer
Or a douchebag
The friendzone is made up of people
Who are simply being themselves

Island of misfit toys? Try island of misfit boys.
Track Name: whoomit - The Best Time
Girl your the best
I'll take you to Little Chef
We'll have the best time
We're havin' the best time!

Pancakes and chocolate milkshake
Or cheesecake and wine
I don't care what we eat
I just want you to be mine
Please just say that you're mine

Girl your the best
I'll take you to Little Chef
We'll have the best time
We're havin' the best time!

I'll take you out to dinner
I'll take you for drinks too
I'll treat you like that everyday
'Cause I really want to be with to you
Please let me sit next to you
Track Name: Shane Arsenault - lyke dis if u cri evrytyme
I’m alive
The escaping lies of religion have ceased to exist
Even though people get high
Oh my my my my

Maybe I should die
The crying sighs of leopards and angels call to me
For faith and miles
Because I need to refill the gas

Shit

Bengals lions and tree huggers
Why am I thinking about cats
Church is near my head
Because head is ahead had I not been beheaded

Hearee hearreee the calls have been broken
Telephone wires and reddit posts have caught tuberculosis
Want to shine?
Get a line because fishing bass

Don’t drop the bass basjkfbkehguiwgewoingwoignoaiefnwoiefnoainefeoiawfnwoiefnawieofn
Track Name: Shane Arsenault - Malcolm In The Middle Theme [They Might Be Giants Cover]
Yes, no, maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is unfair, so I just stare at the stain on the wall where
The TV'd been, but ever since we've moved in it's been empty

Why I, why I'm in this room
There is no point explaining

You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is a test, and I confess
I like this mess I've made so far
Grade on a curve and you'll observe
I'm right below the horizon

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is unfair
Track Name: I Don't Want To Go To School [Death Panels Cover]
i don't want to go to school

i don't really wanna go to school
i don't even wanna walk around w/ you
i don't even wanna
i don't even wanna go to school

i'm not going to school today
teachers and homework are hella lame
i don't wanna be no college-bound
so send my brain to the lost and found

i don't really wanna go to school
i don't even wanna walk around w/ you
i don't even wanna
i don't even wanna go to school

i'm not going to school today
teachers and homework are hella lame
i don't wanna be no college-bound
so send my brain to the lost and found

f-u-c-k s-c-h-o-o-l
f-u-c-k s-c-h-o-o-l